So, some guys catcalled me this morning as I was getting off the bus. I was helping of my older regulars cross the street. They drove right past the crosswalk line, and I always give people who do that a dirty glance. Well, anyway. As I passed their car, I heard one of them say;
“That’s one big, fat ass.”
Now, I’m not in any way uncomfortable with my weight. I’m a bigger girl, and that’s cool. So I was mostly mildly annoyed that they would even dare catcall me on the street, when I’m dressed in jeans and a Tshirt and minding my own business. So, I channeled my Sandra Bullock sass, and turned on them once I reached the sidewalk and said;
“Bigger than your dicks, I’d say.”